Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini
The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson
Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp
If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb
I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz
The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello
In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo
You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows. - Bob Dylan
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston
How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman
Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown
I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx
I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson
The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright
Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
That black cloud is coming from the direction the wind is blowing, now the wind is coming from where the black cloud is. - Ray Illingworth
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright
NBC News just called it 'The Great Freeze' - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump